Getting over Your Vampire Ex is as Easy as Killing Him and Stealing His Girlfriend Holly Liddell has been stuck with crimped hair since 1987 when she agreed to let her boyfriend, Elton, turn her into a vampire.
256 Pages
Young Adult Fiction, Vampires
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About the Book
Holly Liddell has been stuck with crimped hair since 1987 when she agreed to let her boyfriend, Elton, turn her into a vampire. But when he ditches her at a gas station a few decades into their eternity together, she realizes that being young forever actually means working graveyard shifts at Taco Bell, sleeping in seedy motels, and being supernaturally compelled to follow your ex from town to town, at least until Holly meets Elton's other exes, who invite Holly to join them in their quest to kill Elton before he can trick another girl into eternal adolescence.
Book Synopsis
Getting over Your Vampire Ex is as Easy as Killing Him and Stealing His Girlfriend
Holly Liddell has been stuck with crimped hair since 1987 when she agreed to let her boyfriend, Elton, turn her into a vampire. But when he ditches her at a gas station a few decades into their eternity together, she realizes that being young forever actually means working graveyard shifts at Taco Bell, sleeping in seedy motels, and being supernaturally compelled to follow your ex from town to town--at least until Holly meets Elton's other exes.
It seems that Holly isn't the only girl Elton seduced into this wretched existence. He turned Ida in 1921, then Rose in 1954, and he abandoned them both before Holly was even born. Now Rose and Ida want to kill him before he can trick another girl into eternal adolescence, and they'll need Holly's help to do it. And once Holly starts falling for Elton's vulnerable new conquest, Parker, she'll do anything to save her.
To kill Elton for good, Holly and her friends will have to dig up their pasts, rob a bank, and reconcile with the people they've hurt in their search for eternal love. And to win the girl, Holly will have to convince Parker that she's more than just Elton's crazy ex--even though she is trying to kill him.
Review Quotes
"A fast-paced and empowering thrill ride guaranteed to get your blood pumping." --Caleb Roehrig, author of The Fell of Dark
About the Author
Sonia Hartl is the author of Not Your #Lovestory and Have a Little Faith in Me (Page Street), which received a starred review in BookPage and earned nominations for the Georgia Peach Book Award, YALSA's Quick Picks for Reluctant Readers, and ALA's Rise: A Feminist Book Project List. She's a member of SCBWI and the Managing Director for Pitch Wars 2020. When she's not writing or reading, she's enjoying pub trivia, marathoning Disney movies, or taking walks outside in the fall. She lives in Grand Rapids, MI, with her husband and two daughters. Follow her on Twitter @SoniaHartl1.
Dimensions (Overall): 8.4 Inches (H) x 5.4 Inches (W) x 1.1 Inches (D)
Weight: .75 Pounds
Suggested Age: 14-17 Years
Number of Pages: 256
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
Sub-Genre: Vampires
Publisher: Page Street YA
Format: Hardcover
Author: Sonia Hartl
Language: English
Street Date: September 14, 2021
TCIN: 1008784363
UPC: 9781645673149
Item Number (DPCI): 247-27-5159
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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