The Fowl Twins Get What They Deserve - (Artemis Fowl) by Eoin Colfer (Hardcover)

About the Book

"Twins Myles and Beckett face off against Lord Teddy Bleedham-Drye, the Duke of Scilly, who has been plotting revenge against them since they humiliated him"--

Book Synopsis

The third book in international bestseller Eoin Colfer's hilarious spinoff series starring Artemis Fowl's younger brothers alongside a nefarious nobleman, a shadowy nun, a fairy intern, and a maverick troll.

* "Like its bestselling progenitors, a nonstop spinoff froth with high-tech, spectacular magic, and silly business."
―Kirkus (starred review)

Myles Fowl, one of Artemis Fowl's younger brothers, is delivering a lecture to the Coroners and Pathologistis Association of Southern England, or CORPSE, in London when he's rudely interrupted by the appearance of a weaponized jet piloted by none other than Lord Teddy Bleedham-Drye, the man who has been plotting revenge against the twins for two years. Teddy plans to give the boys exactly what they deserve: permanent death. Beckett and Specialist Lazul Heitz succeed in disarming the aircraft, causing an accident that seems to kill the duke. But does it?

Myles knows not to trust Lord Teddy, but he doesn't know not to trust his own body, which has a power lurking inside it like a ticking time bomb. He shouldn't fully trust Beckett either because his twin has snuck the toy troll Whistle Blower to London in a potato-chip bag.

Ghosts, clones, missing moms, and fairy magic all come into play in this explosive and utterly ridiculous showdown between the Regrettables and their worst enemy.

Review Quotes

Praise for The Fowl Twins Get What They Deserve
"Any yarn with the phrase 'pinwheeling flatulence juggernaut' is a must-read, and not just for fans of Fowl play."
--Kirkus

Praise for the Artemis Fowl series:
"The world that Colfer creates is as vivid and fantastical as any shire, gotham, or galaxy far, far away in recent memory."
―Entertainment Weekly

"Colfer has done enormously, explosively well."
--The New York Times

"Artemis Fowl is pacy, playful, and very funny, an inventive mix of myth and modernity, magic and crime."
--Time

About the Author

Eoin Colfer is the New York Times bestselling author of the children's fantasy series Artemis Fowl. His other notable works include Cloud Babies, illustrated by Chris Judge, The Dog Who Lost His Bark, Half Moon Investigations, Airman and The Supernaturalist, and he has sold over twenty million books worldwide. He was the Irish Children's Laureate, the winner of the Evergreen Young Adult Book Award, and won the Irish Children's Book of the Year Award for his story Imaginary Fred, illustrated by Oliver Jeffers. He lives in Ireland with his wife and two children. You can visit him online at www.eoincolfer.com and on Instagram as @eoincolfer.