Tchotchkes and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts - by Elisabeth Saake Hardcover

About the Book

"Are your trinkets talking ... about you? Probably. If you've ever suspected that your knick-knacks are gossiping, sharing secrets, or quietly judging your life choices, well, they definitely are. Prepare to laugh as you dive into Tchotchkes and their F*cked-Up Thoughts--a darkly hilarious look at what your beloved collectibles really think. Whether you're a serious collector of porcelain cats or your coworker's desk is bursting with curios, this gift book will give you a fresh perspective on your trinkets. Featuring over 50 tchotchkes brought to life with colorful illustrations, biting quips, and snarky grudges, it's a reminder that just because something looks nice doesn't mean it is. Inside you'll find: Bric-a-Brac--A little something for anyone who enjoys a mix of dark humor, sarcasm, and absurdity. Thingamajigs--Vibrant illustrations that uncover each trinket's deepest, sharpest thoughts. Baubles--From kitschy rubber chickens to vintage lava lamps, you'll hear the quirky confessions of classic knick-knacks from across the globe. Tchotchkes and Their F*cked Up Thoughts, will have you seeing (and hearing) your trinkets in a totally new light."--Publisher.

Book Synopsis

Discover what your favorite trinkets really think of you--in this wickedly funny illustrated gift book.

"Cheeky, delightful . . . an uproarious gift book that's sure to leave all kinds of collectors amused and chagrined."--Foreword Reviews

Ever wonder if your ceramic Buddha is silently judging your life choices? Or if your antique compass is dizzy from your lack of direction? In Tchotchkes and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts, your quirky collectibles finally speak their minds--and they are brutally honest.

This hilarious and highly giftable book brings together dark humor, colorful art, and a dash of existential dread. Perfect for collectors, design lovers, and fans of sarcastic humor, this is a must-have for anyone with a shelf full of curios and a dark sense of humor.

Inside you'll find:
- 55 full-color illustrations of inanimate objects with serious emotional baggage
- Snarky, witty, and surprisingly insightful one-liners from baubles, trinkets, and bric-à-brac
- A perfect companion to the hit humor book Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts

Whether you're looking for a quirky coffee table conversation starter, a white elephant gift, or a way to laugh at your own questionable decor, this book delivers collectible chaos and offbeat charm.

Get ready to laugh, cringe, and never look at your tchotchkes the same way again.

Review Quotes

Tchotchkes and their F*cked-Up Thoughts would make a great gift to any friend (with a sense of humour) who's a collector of things, or to any friend who has judged others' collections of things. It's snarky, a little dark at times, but will bring many chuckles and laughs.-- "The Jewish Independent"

"Cheeky, delightful . . . an uproarious gift book that's sure to leave all kinds of collectors amused and chagrined."-- "Foreword Reviews"

"Does hearing our perfectly encapsulated doubting dialogue and feelings reflected by our counter decorations make us feel better? I talk to my desk accoutrements daily, and I like to think this book justifies cluttering our lives with meaningful baubles and sentimental stuffies. Perhaps I'm just nostalgic, but mostly, I am glad I do not own a decorative sword."--Joe Biel, founder and CEO of Microcosm Publishing and author of Make a Zine: Start Your Own Publishing Revolution and A People's Guide to Publishing.

About the Author

A lifetime lover of books, Elisabeth Saake has devoted most of her working life to publishing. She began her career as an editorial assistant at a New York literary agency before realizing the Big Apple was just a bit too big for her small-town heart. She's been lucky to remain in various roles within book publishing while moving to progressively smaller towns ever since. Elisabeth is a creek lover, a podcast devotee, and has many, many, f*cked-up thoughts. She lives in Chico, CA, with her husband, two sons, and an assortment of disturbed tchotchkes and disgruntled houseplants.