Minted Bows Wine and Spirits Gift Bag Red

Oh, where do I even begin? I bought this wine bag to transport a nice bottle of sparkling wine from my car to a restaurant for a friend’s celebration. I made it approximately 15 feet before the bottle went straight through the bottom of the bag and exploded on the pavement like a tiny champagne grenade. The sound. THE SOUND. It was like a gunshot followed by the saddest fizzing noise you’ve ever heard. Everyone in the parking lot turned to stare at me standing there holding an empty bag with no bottom, surrounded by glass shards, foam, and what remained of my dignity. I looked like I’d just committed a crime against Prosecco. But honestly? Beyond the mortification of walking into that restaurant empty-handed and smelling like a fraternity house floor, this could have been genuinely dangerous. Glass exploded everywhere. If there had been a kid nearby, or if a shard had hit someone, this would’ve been so much worse than just embarrassing. This bag is apparently made from wishes and air. It cannot support the weight of a standard bottle. Do not trust it. It will betray you at the worst possible moment, and you will spend the rest of the evening apologizing and picking glass out of your shoe treads. Rating: 1 star (and that’s being generous)