Sarcastic Graphic Design: Features retro-style artwork of a couple toasting with the phrase “Ask Your Doctor If Shutting Up Is Right for You”; appeals to fans of dry humor, irony, and clever conversation starters in bold vintage print
Soft Cotton Comfort: Made from a durable cotton-poly blend that’s soft, breathable, and pre-shrunk for consistent fit; designed for everyday sarcasm and all-day lounging or casual social events where opinions run high
Vintage-Inspired Humor: Witty retro joke pokes fun at unsolicited advice and excessive talking; ideal for men with bold personalities who enjoy making statements with irony, sarcasm, or a well-placed punchline
Laid-Back Everyday Style: Crew neck, regular fit, and midweight fabric make it easy to pair with jeans, joggers, or shorts; wear it to barbecues, casual Fridays, or any occasion that calls for lighthearted, edgy humor
Ideal Gift for Loudmouths & Listeners: A novelty favorite for men who love classic sarcasm, dry wit, or timeless humor; fits anyone who appreciates snark, vintage graphics, and the art of saying less with a shirt