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Coffee Is For Your Protection Not Mine Adult Hoodie Funny Novelty Hooded Sweatshirt - Crazy Dog Hoodie For Coffee Lovers Black S

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  • Sarcastic Coffee Humor: This “Coffee Is for Your Protection Not Mine” hoodie captures the perfect mix of sass and caffeine-fueled attitude. Ideal for coffee lovers who start their day with humor and style in a cozy, bold statement piece.
  • Soft and Durable Fabric: Crafted from a premium cotton-poly blend that keeps you warm and comfortable all day. The fleece interior, ribbed cuffs, and roomy kangaroo pocket make it an ideal companion for early mornings or lazy weekends.
  • Adult Everyday Fit: Designed for both men and women, this relaxed-fit hoodie pairs effortlessly with jeans or joggers. Its adjustable drawstring hood and flexible material ensure comfort for lounging or casual outings.
  • Quality Print That Lasts: The vibrant raccoon coffee graphic is professionally printed to withstand countless washes without fading or cracking, ensuring your favorite morning hoodie stays crisp and fresh for years.
  • Gift for Coffee Addicts: Whether it’s for birthdays, holidays, or just because, this funny coffee hoodie makes a great gift for caffeine enthusiasts, baristas, or anyone who can’t function without their morning brew.

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Fit & style

  • Sarcastic Coffee Humor: This “Coffee Is for Your Protection Not Mine” hoodie captures the perfect mix of sass and caffeine-fueled attitude. Ideal for coffee lovers who start their day with humor and style in a cozy, bold statement piece.
  • Soft and Durable Fabric: Crafted from a premium cotton-poly blend that keeps you warm and comfortable all day. The fleece interior, ribbed cuffs, and roomy kangaroo pocket make it an ideal companion for early mornings or lazy weekends.
  • Adult Everyday Fit: Designed for both men and women, this relaxed-fit hoodie pairs effortlessly with jeans or joggers. Its adjustable drawstring hood and flexible material ensure comfort for lounging or casual outings.
  • Quality Print That Lasts: The vibrant raccoon coffee graphic is professionally printed to withstand countless washes without fading or cracking, ensuring your favorite morning hoodie stays crisp and fresh for years.
  • Gift for Coffee Addicts: Whether it’s for birthdays, holidays, or just because, this funny coffee hoodie makes a great gift for caffeine enthusiasts, baristas, or anyone who can’t function without their morning brew.
Death before decaf. Get your daily caffeine fix in a Crazy DogT-shirt, it’s a must-have for coffee addicts and coffee shop regulars. Espresso how much you love their brew during your morning coffee shop run. Our hilarious, witty coffee-themed coffee pun tees are a perfect gift for baristas, coffee shop enthusiasts, and anyone who can’t start their day without a cup of joe! Soft and comfortable graphic hoodies. A cool gift for men and women. Made with 100% pre-shrunk poly cotton blends, our hoodies are ultra comfortable. Great for casual wear, our mens graphic hooded sweatshirts are sure to be loved and appreciated. Show how much you care with a fun and creative Adult graphic hoodie sweatshirt. Crazy Dog apparel pairs well with a favorite pair of jeans, shorts, or comfy sweatpants. Crazy Dog novelty hoodies are machine washable. Printed with the highest grade ink on state of the art equipment, our merchandise is designed to last and won’t fade over time and will keep you warm. Sarcasm is our science in making funny sayings. Funny hoodies are great for your brother, sister, Mom, Dad, or the rest of the family and make ideal christmas gifts, birthday presents, or any occasion. Stylish and form fitting, this cool shirt is sure to be a favorite. PRODUCT FEATURES; Made in the USA - Poly Cotton Blend - Various Sizes Available - Machine Wash and Dry.

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US SIZE BODY LENGTH CHEST WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
S 26 in. 40 in. 33 in.
M 27 in. 44 in. 34 in.
L 28 in. 48 in. 35 in.
XL 29 in. 52 in. 36 in.
2XL 30 in. 56 in. 37 in.
3XL 31 in. 60 in. 38 in.

All Sizes in Inches Unless Otherwise Stated

Sizing: Adult General Sizing
Material: Cotton
Fit: Casual Fit
Fabric Name: Novelty
Garment Style: Long Sleeve, Pullover
Length: At Waist
Neckline: Hooded
Item Style: Graphic Sweatshirts
Garment Details: Flexible Drawstring, Pre Shrunk
Fabric Weight Type: Midweight Fabric
Theme: Food and Drink
Garment sleeve style: Basic Sleeve
Care and Cleaning: Machine Wash, Tumble Dry
TCIN: 1007184025
UPC: 197287543693
Origin: made in the USA or imported
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Estimated ship dimensions: 9 inches length x 9 inches width x 1.5 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 1.25 pounds
item ships from third party seller: Crazy Dog T-Shirts, Inc.

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